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Firefox fans, I would say they rank high in the "Terrible Userbase" department. Well, I would be angry as well if I was placed next to the bathrooms and if my product actually had to compete with things that worked. Oh wait, being next to the bathrooms wouldn't be so bad, what with all the bullshit Firefox fans spew, they at least have some place to go when they open their fucking mouths. Wait a minute, their product? Well, Firefox fanboys act like they're personally invested into the company. Who would've thought buying a t-shirt would make you so loyal to a company? Thank god I only wear one pair of clothes, because those mind controlling aliens would've gotten to me too.

Well, I hope they're mind controlling aliens, because there is no other explanation as to why people eat up the pea soup that is Firefox.

Even with actual evidence, you still can't convince these morons that Firefox is a terrible browser. Show them all the memory leak pictures you can find, but they'll stick their head in the sand and completely ignore it. It's like when liberals deny statistics that show high crime rates for black people. OH, STATISTICS ARE JUST RACIST, THEY WERE CREATED BY THE WHITE MAN, THEY LIVE IN THE GHETTO, OF COURSE IT'S OKAY FOR THEM TO COMMIT CRIMES, OH PLEASE MISTER BLACKMAN, PISS IN MY MOUTH MORE. Or if you show PETA supporters that the group they support, actually kill animals, and they just roll their eyes and say "THAT'S NOT TRUE, SHUT UP", it drives you up the fucking wall.

Now, let's move on to the site that drove me to write this blog.

Spread Firefox dot com is a website dedicated to, you guessed it, Firefox. Now, in my mind, "spreading" anything always causes negative connotations in my head. Like, I don't know, spreading diseases, spreading forest fires, or those faggots known as "gift givers" that love to give people AIDS. Hey, you heard it here first, Firefox equals AIDS

Now, what are the goals of these faggots? To make Firefox 3, a buggy piece of shit browser(I'm just assuming with the track record of Mozilla), the most downloaded thing in a twenty four hour time period so they can get it into the Guinness World Records. Now, I don't know about you, but I haven't read a Guinness book since junior high, but I'm pretty sure I was more interested in the goals that happened by accident. I really wasn't interested in some dipshit with asperger's that sunk a million baskets since he had nothing better to do.

Even so, I'd rather meet the town that made the worlds biggest pizza than the millions of faggots that have pledged to download Firefox. At least then I would be dealing with sane people.

"I pledge to get Firefox 3 during Download Day to set the Guinness World Record for Most Software Downloaded in 24 Hours."

Pledge? What am I in high school? Oh wait, this is the sequel to the original Pledge. You definetly won't get laid with this pledge. But then again, you won't have "Break The Pledge Sex" with these Firefox pledges. Well, you might get laid with the furries that use Firefox. Since I assume you're that fucking inept that you'd bring up Firefox in public.

Well, the website expects you to. In the FAQ, it says:

*Plan an impromptu Download Fest at your school, office, or home - anywhere with an Internet connection. Or, attend a Firefox 3 gathering.
*Join one of the following social networking groups and invite all your friends.
*Find your Firefox Campus Rep and see how you can help today or what festivities you can join.
*Add our buttons or banners to your site, blog, or profile.

Are these guys fucking serious? What kinda lame brained moron would actually talk about an internet browser in public? Oh right, most Firefox users probably have aspergers. Firefox Campus Rep? Oh god, I want to kick this website in the face. Well, I shouldn't be so hard on them, I usually discuss the finer points of Naruto whenever I go see my family for Thanksgiving. IN ONE EPISODE, SASUKE~KUN LIFTED A TREE FROM ITS ROOTS, SO OBVIOUSLY, HE COULD BEAT UP GOKU FROM DRAGON BALL Z

Looking at the map, it's strange that Canada, a country in the civilized part of the world, only has 25,000+ users that took the pledge. While some fucked up country that's only good for trannies, Brazil, has 66,000+ people that took the pledge.

It must be all those dipshits that play Gunbound and Maplestory that signed it. Since trannies are smarter than this. JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA

Now, since you're probably wondering, I use Opera and Internet Explorer. Now before you start attacking these great browsers with ad hominem attacks, you're probably wondering why I hate Firefox so much. Well, the reason I hate it, is because I hate organized religion, and I think I hate unorganized religion even more. But seriously, you faggots need to quit treating Firefox like it's the second, third, and quite possibly fourth coming of Christ. I mean, the day I start seeing erotic porn of Opera, and it's not in a funny way, is the day I probably quit using it. Or, more likely, if the fanbase becomes as stupid as the Firefox fanbase and starts blocking websites from use if they don't use a specific browser. Yeah, you Firefox morons thought Microsoft WAS TEH NAZIS, but look at you now, you're blocking people for using a browser they want to use? Fuck you faggots. Yeah, it's great that you found an alternative to Internet Explorer, but don't take it out on people like me that use IE. Oh wait, I forgot people that blocked IE or Opera from their website have nothing important to say or interesting on their sites.

Also, fuck browser skins. OH SHIT, IT LOOKS REALLY SLICK, TOO BAD IT DOES NOTHING BUT SLOW YOU DOWN!

Here's some fanwankery:

High quality version.

PS: Maddox links to Firefox and CTRL Alt Delete, his quality control is garbage.

Also, say hello to my old sig.